I'm getting MARRIED!!!

So i finally found the man of my dreams staring into my eyes, on his knees, asking me the question that every woman in this world wants to hear in her adult life, "Will you marry me?". My response was of course a yes because why would i want to lose someone i love because i feel I'm not ready for a commitment. We are running away as far as possible....please don't try to contact us.....we will not respond to any calls, texts or emails. We will be somewhere deep in the Sahara doing what we do best, studying each other. You see, he has taught me about the American Revolution, the British monarchy, the ancient civilizations of the world, the mongols, slavery, WWI and WWII. I have a lot more to learn and since i can't learn out here anymore, we are going to travel the world so i can learn some more. You see, I promised history i would marry him, run away with him and never come back. He is so much easier to deal with than any other man i have known.....i daydream of how we are going to make history together.......so i dreamt how i married history last night.....i love history like a fat kid loves cake.....so the personification works for me.....if only we could marry the things that we love dearly, that we know will never lie to us, leave us, cheat on us, the world would be such a better place......history will always be a passion of mine, i ask questions, he answers......i argue, he tells me that it is history so what's done is done......I love him for that.